Mis is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, cheerful manatee.

Mis created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mis, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mis, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Mis' most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Mis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill great tits.

2. You must pray to Mis six times a day.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.