Canrotdog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless wolf.

Canrotdog created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Canrotdog, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Canrotdog, it will be very sad.

Canrotdog's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Canrotdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never sing near ants.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.