Bedvedbum is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, impressive elephant.

Bedvedbum created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bedvedbum, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bedvedbum, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bedvedbum's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bedvedbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bedvedbum.

3. Bedvedbum loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bedvedbum.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.