Queegbepyok is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty fly.

Queegbepyok created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegbepyok, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Queegbepyok, it will throw large rocks at you.

Queegbepyok's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Queegbepyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention horses.

2. Never sit in the presence of ducks.

3. Always treat manatees with great respect.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.