Kapyamcem is a god.

She takes the form of a small, ill-tempered swan.

Kapyamcem created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kapyamcem, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kapyamcem, she will refuse to believe in you.

Kapyamcem's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Kapyamcem's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured hamsters.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always treat rats with great respect.

5. Do not chop down trees.