Yebkaddum is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking squid.

Yebkaddum created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yebkaddum, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yebkaddum, it will curse you with boils.

Yebkaddum's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yebkaddum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Yebkaddum.

5. Never write about nebulae.