Pidflambif is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody jellyfish.

Pidflambif created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidflambif, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pidflambif, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Pidflambif's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Pidflambif's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always look after injured grasshopers.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Pidflambif loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.