Budwadfud is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent rat.

Budwadfud created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budwadfud, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Budwadfud, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Budwadfud's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Budwadfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Budwadfud's name in vain.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.