Yartwaptailxinstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring finch.

Yartwaptailxinstrag created life two years ago.

If you believe in Yartwaptailxinstrag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yartwaptailxinstrag, it will turn you into a plant.

Yartwaptailxinstrag's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Yartwaptailxinstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.