Fondog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able guinea pig.

Fondog created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Fondog, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fondog, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fondog's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fondog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Fondog loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about gravity.