Quambimyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, passionate skunk.

Quambimyarl created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quambimyarl, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quambimyarl, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Quambimyarl's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Quambimyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quambimyarl.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Put Quambimyarl first in all things.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not dye your hair white.