Zagfasweg Wikkapstafvig is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, happy fish.

Zagfasweg Wikkapstafvig created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagfasweg Wikkapstafvig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zagfasweg Wikkapstafvig, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Zagfasweg Wikkapstafvig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Zagfasweg Wikkapstafvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never run near tapirs.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Pray towards the east.