Bidwikstik is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, caring penguin.

Bidwikstik created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidwikstik, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bidwikstik, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bidwikstik's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bidwikstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Hide from white foxes for they are unholy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Bidwikstik loves nematodes, so they must be respected.