Farncinflam is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, quiet wren.

Farncinflam created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Farncinflam, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Farncinflam, he will think nothing of it.

Farncinflam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Farncinflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near ants.

2. Erect seven iron sculptures of Farncinflam on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.