Fodvidgar Nakyognat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, capable sheep.

Fodvidgar Nakyognat created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodvidgar Nakyognat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fodvidgar Nakyognat, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fodvidgar Nakyognat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Fodvidgar Nakyognat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Do not hurt frogs.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fodvidgar Nakyognat.