Latdanwab Cungigflab Appbodbest is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome aardvark.

Latdanwab Cungigflab Appbodbest created viruses six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latdanwab Cungigflab Appbodbest, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Latdanwab Cungigflab Appbodbest, he will turn you into a duck.

Latdanwab Cungigflab Appbodbest's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Latdanwab Cungigflab Appbodbest's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven otters approach from the east.

2. Do not hurt seals.

3. Hide if three bats approach from the north.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.