Tettibunyakbog is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, smart capybara.

Tettibunyakbog created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tettibunyakbog, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tettibunyakbog, it will try to impress you with trees.

Tettibunyakbog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tettibunyakbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about hamsters.