Arnrowstig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, impressive horse.

Arnrowstig created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnrowstig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Arnrowstig, he will send you a sign.

Arnrowstig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Arnrowstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Hide from pink mice for they are unholy.

4. Always wear green.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.