Poghotdub is a god.

He takes the form of a large, staggering grasshopper.

Poghotdub created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Poghotdub, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Poghotdub, he will turn you into a snail.

Poghotdub's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Poghotdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.