Ditingloopyoktagdobbigdum is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, blissful wyrm.

Ditingloopyoktagdobbigdum created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditingloopyoktagdobbigdum, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ditingloopyoktagdobbigdum, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ditingloopyoktagdobbigdum's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Ditingloopyoktagdobbigdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Ditingloopyoktagdobbigdum on top of all buildings.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. You must love Ditingloopyoktagdobbigdum.