Bellgedlop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate owl.

Bellgedlop created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellgedlop, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bellgedlop, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bellgedlop's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bellgedlop's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight shrews approach from the south.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always wear yellow.