Tetticentofwad is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust dragonfly.

Tetticentofwad created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tetticentofwad, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tetticentofwad, he will have a low opinion of you.

Tetticentofwad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tetticentofwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Never hurt hamsters.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

5. Never talk about galaxies.