Leglibsak is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, stupid lobster.

Leglibsak created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Leglibsak, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Leglibsak, it will curse you with boils.

Leglibsak's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Leglibsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Run away from blue swans, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Never sing in the presence of porpoises.

5. Never eat green fruit.