Rowfutmid is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, benevolent sheep.

Rowfutmid created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowfutmid, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rowfutmid, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Rowfutmid's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Rowfutmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Put Rowfutmid first in all things.

5. Never look in ponds.