Jamdosspas is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable elephant.

Jamdosspas created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamdosspas, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jamdosspas, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Jamdosspas' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Jamdosspas' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three squirrels approach from the east.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never feed peanuts to great tits while wearing turquoise tights.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Always wear blue.