Funlatlad is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, loving goat.

Funlatlad created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funlatlad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Funlatlad, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Funlatlad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Funlatlad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always look after injured geese.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Funlatlad loves tapirs, so they must be respected.