Tailpasbig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unfair parrot.

Tailpasbig created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailpasbig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tailpasbig, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Tailpasbig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tailpasbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to bats while wearing white stockings.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always obey Tailpasbig's priests.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.