Mipdosstip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate skunk.

Mipdosstip created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipdosstip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mipdosstip, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Mipdosstip's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Mipdosstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Put Mipdosstip first in all things.

3. Hide from pink ants for they are unholy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.