Cinhudren is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, fussy fish.

Cinhudren created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinhudren, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cinhudren, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cinhudren's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cinhudren's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

2. Hide if five doves approach from the south.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.