Hitbemyart is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, pitiless deer.

Hitbemyart created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitbemyart, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hitbemyart, it will ignore you.

Hitbemyart's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hitbemyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never run in the presence of frogs.

4. Do not speak about pineapples.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.