Ruttstikfit Sakgarfub is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, awesome cat.

Ruttstikfit Sakgarfub created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttstikfit Sakgarfub, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ruttstikfit Sakgarfub, it will think nothing of it.

Ruttstikfit Sakgarfub's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Ruttstikfit Sakgarfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Never talk about amino acids.