Hughabpog is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, duplicitous chinchilla.

Hughabpog created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Hughabpog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hughabpog, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Hughabpog's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hughabpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

2. Hide from turquoise birds for they are unholy.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must pray to Hughabpog five times a day.