Farndamjig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful dolphin.

Farndamjig created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farndamjig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Farndamjig, it will cry a lot.

Farndamjig's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Farndamjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always obey Farndamjig's priests.

5. Do not covet oxen.