Queeggildiss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, annoying fly.

Queeggildiss created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queeggildiss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Queeggildiss, she will not care at all.

Queeggildiss' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Queeggildiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Put Queeggildiss first in all things.

3. Never hurt monkeys.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never feed figs to cats while wearing blue kilts.