Bunzan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful whale.

Bunzan created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunzan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunzan, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bunzan's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bunzan's Holy Commandments

1. Bunzan must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Fast once a month.