Cissaspodjatzodominlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, dishonest bat.

Cissaspodjatzodominlarp created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissaspodjatzodominlarp, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cissaspodjatzodominlarp, she will curse you with boils.

Cissaspodjatzodominlarp's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cissaspodjatzodominlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Hide from blue swans for they are unholy.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.