Dadlanzod is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, selfish weasel.

Dadlanzod created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadlanzod, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dadlanzod, it will turn you into a dog.

Dadlanzod's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dadlanzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. You must love Dadlanzod.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not take Dadlanzod's name in vain.

5. Do not speak about beans.