Farnlatgess is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, contented human.

Farnlatgess created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnlatgess, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Farnlatgess, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Farnlatgess' most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Farnlatgess' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

2. Never wear black boots.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farnlatgess.

5. Do not take Farnlatgess' name in vain.