Wandonban is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, two-faced frog.

Wandonban created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Wandonban, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wandonban, it will cry a lot.

Wandonban's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Wandonban's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Do not take Wandonban's name in vain.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.