Ripsiddon is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, omniscient lizard.

Ripsiddon created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripsiddon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ripsiddon, she will send minions to preach to you.

Ripsiddon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Ripsiddon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Never feed tomatoes to pigs while wearing purple boots.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ripsiddon.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.