Stig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unfair newt.

Stig created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stig, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Stig's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Stig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.