Flabbimnat is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, astonishing chicken.

Flabbimnat created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabbimnat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flabbimnat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flabbimnat's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Flabbimnat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always help gulls.

3. Always obey Flabbimnat's priests.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.