Flapbastquag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident chicken.

Flapbastquag created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapbastquag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flapbastquag, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Flapbastquag's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Flapbastquag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Retreat if six mice approach from the east.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.