Limbumnurtmifbonkbap is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, ruthless goose.

Limbumnurtmifbonkbap created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limbumnurtmifbonkbap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Limbumnurtmifbonkbap, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Limbumnurtmifbonkbap's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Limbumnurtmifbonkbap's Holy Commandments

1. Limbumnurtmifbonkbap loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never wear blue scarves.

5. Always pray immersed in water.