Ponfagmil is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, able squid.

Ponfagmil created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Ponfagmil, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ponfagmil, she will curse you with boils.

Ponfagmil's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Ponfagmil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three whales approach from the south.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never eat green fruit.