Rillgenmob is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic dog.

Rillgenmob created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillgenmob, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rillgenmob, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rillgenmob's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Rillgenmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Never write about cell theory.