Kabtunkikbop Flypidtan is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, caring spider.

Kabtunkikbop Flypidtan created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Kabtunkikbop Flypidtan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kabtunkikbop Flypidtan, he will turn you into a puffin.

Kabtunkikbop Flypidtan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Kabtunkikbop Flypidtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about moths.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.