Sakdodfab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless gorilla.

Sakdodfab created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakdodfab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sakdodfab, he will destroy your home solar system.

Sakdodfab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Sakdodfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sakdodfab's name in vain.

2. Worship no other gods but Sakdodfab.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never sit in the presence of gulls.

5. Do not drink alcohol.