Busfudnul is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthinking aardvark.

Busfudnul created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busfudnul, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Busfudnul, she will turn you into a worm.

Busfudnul's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Busfudnul's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Busfudnul on top of important buildings.

4. Never paint your head blue.

5. Do not covet oxen.