Cungamtom is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unsympathetic octopus.

Cungamtom created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cungamtom, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cungamtom, she will turn you into a duck.

Cungamtom's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cungamtom's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Always help sick horses.